Tuesday, April 13, 2010

how it really happened.

  • boy approaches mother
  • boy smacks mother in the back of the head
  • mother chases boy
  • mother flicks boy until he laughs so hard he almost pees
  • boy runs away
  • mother chases boy
  • boy hides
  • mother gives up on looking
  • boy returns wielding laundry hamper as protection from further flicking
  • mother trips boy
  • boy and mother laugh
  • boy runs away
  • mother accuses boy of being a sissy la la
  • boy denies being a sissy la la and smacks mother
  • mother chases boy
  • boy chases mother
  • mother chases boy
  • mother catches boy
  • mother asks boy if he's done being a pest
  • boy says yes
  • boy continues being a pest
  • mother tickles boy until he can't breathe
  • boy runs away
  • mother writes blog