how it really happened.

• boy approaches mother
• boy smacks mother in the back of the head
• mother chases boy
• mother flicks boy until he laughs so hard he almost pees
• boy runs away
• mother chases boy
• boy hides
• mother gives up on looking
• boy returns wielding laundry hamper as protection from further flicking
• mother trips boy
• boy and mother laugh
• boy runs away
• mother accuses boy of being a sissy la la
• boy denies being a sissy la la and smacks mother
• mother chases boy
• boy chases mother
• mother chases boy
• mother catches boy
• mother asks boy if he's done being a pest
• boy says yes
• boy continues being a pest
• mother tickles boy until he can't breathe
• boy runs away
• mother writes blog